the choice isn't just between big government and big business. >> jimmy: that's what you get when you eat a whole bag of snyder's bavarian pretzels before a speech. i've watched that a number of times. how about the way he never takes his eyes off the camera when he's reaching for the water. it's like drop the gun on the floor. put down the gun. but what a night for poland spring. you cannot buy that kind of product placement. at least i hope you can't buy it, but in washington, who knows? why was the water so far away? it would have been less awkward if he reached down the front of his pants to get it. [ laughter ] it would have been less awkward had he been wearing one of these on his head during his speech. [ laughter ] some very big news out of the vatican where the pope announced he was resigning. he saw the grammys last night and said, what's the point? the pope is 85 years old. apparently he doesn't feel like he's strong enough to continue with his papal duties. are you happy now, twitter, you broke the pope? i wonder how the pope resigns. do you walk into god's office and quit